I purposely gave the cleaning lady at work a big mess to clean up for being a bitch
This pissed me the fuck off but I turned and left. I ended up pissing somewhere I really shouldn't have pissed but it was better than pissing my pants.
The next day I waited until about a half hour before the cleaning lady was supposed to arrive and made sure to make her work for her money. I pissed all over the toilet seat, the floor, and totally soaked the roll of toilet paper that she would have to remove and replace. She's lucky I didn't have to shit too because I would have made sure to get it all over the seat and floor. No fucking regrets.