How to get your boobs noticed the classy way

How to get your boobs noticed the classy way
Ladies, when the weather warms up it’s natural to want to show a little more skin, even in the office. But most times, it’s just not a good idea. Showing the girls off in the office can cause all kinds of issues. Almost everybody is affected by your cleavage.

As far as I can tell, men do not believe that there was ever a pair of boobs created that are not worth a look. I know men who can categorize the women in their offices by bra size.

You ask that guy on your team if he’s done with his part of the project you’re working on. The answer, nope, he’s not. He’s too busy staring at your boobs. Does it seem like he didn’t even hear your question? Nope, he didn’t. He’s too busy staring at your boobs.

And when you walk away, you know what he’s doing? He’s thinking about your boobs. Eventually, they will be able to get back to work, but it won’t be until they forget about your boobs.

Now, the guys are saying “I can work around women without looking at their boobs”. Don’t kid yourself, you’ve looked, and the ladies know it.

And for the other ladies in the office, they don’t like it either. No matter where they fall in the spectrum of boob size, they do not appreciate watching your boobs jiggle their way through the office.

They are offended! Jealous and offended! Or, concerned and offended, or embarrassed and offended. Just know that they are offended in some way.

Now, the ladies are saying “I don’t care what other women wear at work”. Don’t kid yourselves either, it bothers or concerns you on some level, and we know that too.

Anyway, for the ladies who might find themselves at work with the girls on display, think about this first:

5. All the women with small boobs don’t like you for showing that you have boobs. Therefore, it causes stress in the workplace.

4. All the women with boobs don’t like you for showing your boobs because they feel like it makes them look bad by proxy. Again, it causes stress in the workplace.

3. All the straight men are looking at your boobs. They are doing no work while gazing at your cleavage. Production of work slows waaaaay down.

2. All the gay men, those you might dress up as women from time to time, are wondering what they might look like with your boobs. Their focus is lost momentarily.

1. Nobody listens to you. They are staring at your boobs the entire time you are talking to them. They have NO idea what you are saying! I can tell you that being stared at while simultaneously being ignored is very frustrating! Don’t do it to yourself.

The truth is, people are going to look at your boobs no matter what. And, showing your boobs is ok, just not at work.

So, how can you present your ladies in the best light possible, without getting the wrong type of attention? When can you show off of your boobs without seeming trashy?

#1 Form-fitting dresses. I would say that this is your best option. A woman can emphasize the naked form without having to show any skin at all. You just need to wear a nice dress that hugs your body in all the right places.

Shelling out a little more cash can get you a nice outfit that is engineered to hide unsightly bulges, while still making your butt and boobs look awesome. The key is to cover as much skin as possible but still make it seem like others can have a glimpse of your figure.

#2 Tight top, loose bottoms. You can’t always wear a dress, so your best bet is to wear a tight shirt or top without showing any cleavage. Make sure that your pants or skirt are loose so all the attention will go to your upper body. An example of a good pair consists of a form-fitting blouse and a free-flowing skirt. You can also opt for loose-fitting jeans like the trendy “boyfriend jeans.”

#2 Good posture. Having good posture is like carrying your own trophy case. You can show off the best parts of your body when you have good postures like your legs, your neck, your butt, and your boobs. The best part is that your boobs are the first thing people will notice as you walk up to them.

#3 Underwire, underwire, underwire! I would say that this is the best innovation that has been given to women. No matter how small your boobs are, underwires can make them look like golden globes of glory! They are specifically designed to hug the underside of your breasts for maximum lift and comfort.

Not only do they help prevent your boobs from sagging, they also make your breasts look beautiful and even. Men aren’t just concerned about size, you know. They also appreciate aesthetics.

#4 Plunging neckline while the rest is covered. This is a trick that most classy celebrities use. If you want to really make your breasts pop, make sure that they get a reasonable amount of exposure. If you want to keep it classy, wear an ankle-length free-flowing dress with sleeves.

The dress has to be adventurous enough to show a significant amount of cleavage, but should not allow any other parts of your body to overshadow your breasts.

#5 Sexy tops with cover-ups. If you want to get your breasts noticed using sexy tops, while still maintaining poise and decorum, pair it with a blazer, jacket, cardigan, or anything that works with your outfit. This way, you can still show off your boobs without looking trashy.

#6 Highlight your cleavage. You don’t even have to show too much cleavage at this point. An inch is enough because what you’re aiming for is a subtle way to catch people’s attention. Use highlighting powder on the ample parts of your cleavage. When the light hits them, everyone within your immediate vicinity will have to stop and look.

#7 Put your hair up. In order for you to draw attention to your assets, you need to take away anything that hinders the view. I’m not saying that you should take your clothes off. Just brush your hair aside or put it up in a ponytail or bun. That way, people will notice your neck and your torso.

#8 Wear an elaborate neckpiece. Another trick to covertly bring attention to your boobs is to place something that will draw attention to the area surrounding it. Find an eye-catching pendant or necklace to go with your outfit, and make sure that it hangs low between your breasts. Make sure that your outfit is low-key so as to not make your neckpiece the highlight.

#9 Use body language. A neck rub here, a clavicle scratch there – use your body movements to draw attention to your chest without having to wear skimpy outfits. The movements that are drawing attention to your chest will make any person you’re talking to follow the course of the action and notice what’s right in front of them.

Ladies, it’s okay to use your breasts to get attention, but please be wary of why you are doing it in the first place. If you’re doing it because you know your girls are awesome and they deserve to be the stars of the show, then go ahead and flaunt them.

If however, you’re doing this just so you can validate yourself in front of men and other women, you need to check your priorities. Using it to manipulate men is also a no-no because that can end badly if you manage to give them the wrong idea.

It’s good that you’re learning to appreciate your body and want to make the best of it, but make sure that you are doing it for yourself. You’re not making yourself happy if you’re doing it for other people. You might even end up regretting your decision, once you realize that their entertainment happened at the cost of your own insecurity.

Just love yourself and your body, and stop caring about how people perceive you. Trashy or not, having control over your own body will give you the best feeling ever.

It doesn’t matter what size or shape your boobs are. Flaunt what your mama gave you by trying out these tips for drawing more attention to your lovely lady lumps!

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